Social Security

They say youth is wasted on the young. And I say retirement is wasted on the old. Why do we work during our prime years for recreation? Between 20 and 40 is the prime time to drink heavily, stay up all night and have loads of sexual intercourse. And what are we doing during this time frame? Working our asses raw. We shell out tens of thousands of dollars to get a degree that doesn't profit us for at least another 10 years, in the mean time we're working full time to pay off cars, phones, loans, housing, utilities and all the other necessary expenses.
I say we reverse social security. The second you get out of college at age 22 you should start receivng a thousand dollars a month. So begins the next 20 years of partying. And it's the perfect time beacause your body is ready and begging for it.
When you start decaying and getting rickety and slimy, then that's the time to get an office job. When all you can do is sit anyway, why would you go on vacation? Old people use their retirement to take grand vacations to the bahamas or some other exotic part of the world they haven't seen yet. And what do they do there? Walk around and sit. The same thing they can do anywhere else in the world. Why take vacations when you're waiting to die when you can experience it to the fullest before you're 40?
By the way I'm running for President and this is my only platform.